The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Crystal Harris is a MEAN money-grubbing, gold-digging bitch.
I think she is definitely trashy for kissing and telling but really, was there ever any other possible outcome for an 85 year old man? Hefner is a bit of a pig himself - a pimp by another name - and I don't really feel bad for him. I would be surprised to find a non-mercenary in the porn industry.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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I think she is definitely trashy for kissing and telling but really, was there ever any other possible outcome for an 85 year old man? Hefner is a bit of a pig himself - a pimp by another name - and I don't really feel bad for him. I would be surprised to find a non-mercenary in the porn industry.
The fact that she left him and he publicly was a gentleman about it, well it's in bad taste.
But I do know a few women who would love a marriage like this...all the money, fame and travel and not having to perform sexually ever again.
Mel,
I thought so too. He has always treated his girls well. He sure as hell dodged a bullet.
Love you and A,
SB
I am with you and Mel, SB. She was a train wreck waiting to happen. And I left ol' Doc. McGraw and his stupid sons in the dust years ago...
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