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Maybe she's not loony. Celebrities stopped being celebrities when they stop being noticed. How do you get the media to notice you and turn you into a story? Well, it looks like she has a pretty good PR team...
Not only did she see it in the mirror, then whoever drove her to the shoot saw her, and then the cameraman saw her and the models saw her and the person who posted the photos saw her. And I bet she still has them on staff.
I saw this and thought maybe that I should think of throwing those over the knee boots out .. at last.. on the other hand they are so damned sexy I may just keep them for my next husband .. giggle xx
Tyra is stunning. No question. I am guilty of occasionally watching America's Next Top Model. She is a celebrity. That gives her pretty much cart blanche to do and wear whatever she wants. Such is the life. She is a beauty..
Denny has a good point...and I think she's off her rocker a bit too. She as on GMA yesterday honking about her shitty new book, wearing that glitter think over her eye in hopes that pathetic teen girls will follow suit. I just don't get it. If she wasn't famous already publisher would have dumped her idea in the trash! Hope you are doing well, babe, and keeping cool in this fucking heat! Can't take it anymore myself! Love you, J
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Maybe she's not loony. Celebrities stopped being celebrities when they stop being noticed. How do you get the media to notice you and turn you into a story? Well, it looks like she has a pretty good PR team...
I am thinking she's like Honey Badger and don't give a shit.
Denny,
Good point.
Ms. Moon,
Maybe so.
SHE IS A MORON.
Okay, now, here's the thing...
Not only did she see it in the mirror, then whoever drove her to the shoot saw her, and then the cameraman saw her and the models saw her and the person who posted the photos saw her. And I bet she still has them on staff.
She's promoting her new book. Oh, and she's hot as hell. I'd wear a catsuit too if I had her body.
She looks good compared to the other freaky models with her.
I saw this and thought maybe that I should think of throwing those over the knee boots out .. at last.. on the other hand they are so damned sexy I may just keep them for my next husband .. giggle xx
SHERIA!
I have missed you. Tyra IS hot as hell. What a bod.
Love you. Hope all is well.
SB
Ruth,
That made me laugh. Love you.
The outfit's awful but her body is great. What are the stupid eye things?
I'm finally catching up with you my friend! I've been off and read Mail Online for the past hour though. Oops. Have a wonderful weekend xx
Tyra is stunning. No question. I am guilty of occasionally watching America's Next Top Model. She is a celebrity. That gives her pretty much cart blanche to do and wear whatever she wants. Such is the life. She is a beauty..
Denny has a good point...and I think she's off her rocker a bit too. She as on GMA yesterday honking about her shitty new book, wearing that glitter think over her eye in hopes that pathetic teen girls will follow suit. I just don't get it. If she wasn't famous already publisher would have dumped her idea in the trash! Hope you are doing well, babe, and keeping cool in this fucking heat! Can't take it anymore myself!
Love you,
J
Jenn,
The heat is a bitch, but I'm making it, sistah.
Have a great weekend. Thanks for dropping by.
Love,
SB
Here's what I want to know. RANDOM HOUSE IS PUBLISHING HER BOOK...AND TWO MORE??? You'd think they were owned by Rupert Murdoch.
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