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Friday, July 22, 2011
Shit SB Says
Marcus Bachmann's dumb ass had better start praying HARDER. It ain't working.
I think he is in denial with all that fluffy, lustrous white hair... and Michele looks like the kind of woman who spent a lot of time being a 'hag' on dateless nights in high school...
Kathleen, It went fine. Thank you. He actually did a lot better than I thought he would, which is good, because I had to bathe him twice.
Love you!
Wildernesschic, It is very sad indeed, but not surprising. I just heard about it this morning. Amy was hugely talented, but also very troubled. God bless her. I hope she finds the peace in death that she did not find in life.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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On a different topic, how did Marley's bath go? I cannot imagine volunteering to bathe a semi-feral cat. Is the Viking going to help?
I think he is in denial with all that fluffy, lustrous white hair... and Michele looks like the kind of woman who spent a lot of time being a 'hag' on dateless nights in high school...
So sad about Amy Winehouse.. its a cruel fucking world.. random I know but had to share my thoughts with you xx
Kathleen,
It went fine. Thank you. He actually did a lot better than I thought he would, which is good, because I had to bathe him twice.
Love you!
Wildernesschic,
It is very sad indeed, but not surprising. I just heard about it this morning. Amy was hugely talented, but also very troubled. God bless her. I hope she finds the peace in death that she did not find in life.
I love you.
Big Mark,
I'm with you as usual, brother.
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