The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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first of whats with black people and the names they give their children?? "jamichael" "sheniqua" "latifa" "lashonda" "lenaynay" like fuck are you on crack or something?? not a fan..
also this was like the most awkward interview ever,the woman is asking u a question try answering it, and maybe elaborate, and engage in a conversation. Both of them are just sitting there giving one word answers back lol
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Whatya talkin about? Vagina's ready to par-tay, she had a C-section.
You know, two eight pound baby twins would be remarkable. They really DO grow 'em big in Texas!
Lordy! None of my kids weighed 16 lbs at a year!
That could not have been comfortable.
Yikes.
my thighs slammed shut after hearing this and my vag crept up into my innards as if to protect itself....
ps. hot enough for ya?
xxalainaxx
Mrs. Miss A.,
Yes, it is plenty hot for me. Jesus. I still like it better than damn winter though.
Love to you and Tony,
SB
first of whats with black people and the names they give their children??
"jamichael" "sheniqua" "latifa" "lashonda" "lenaynay"
like fuck are you on crack or something?? not a fan..
also this was like the most awkward interview ever,the woman is asking u a question try answering it, and maybe elaborate, and engage in a conversation.
Both of them are just sitting there giving one word answers back lol
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