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They sure are! I think they make for a good Royal Couple and daresay, role models.
Both of the Princes won me over with there insistence and then commitment to military service and true philanthropy, which follows in the ethic that their Mother began.
Kate is a grown woman, mature and capable. She was going to put Prince William on the shelf because she is strong and confident in herself. I think that confidence comes through in her photographs.
Good on the both of them!! (not that I am fan of them or anything!!)
If you were born into a world of wealth and privilege, with a free palace or 2 at your disposal, would you bother getting a job as a search and rescue helecopter pilot? Or would you rather spend your days rollerskating along the Long Gallery?
I think I'd be into the rollerskating.... though I can understand the attraction of flying. It seems to be a very royal thing to do, flying helecopters etc. The King of Jordan even flew his own plane on trips abroad.... A man after my own heart. If I win the $200 million Euromillions jackpot next week I think I'll go into plane-collecting. After I've bought a decent (£50 million) house in central London...
fuckit what am I saying. Central London? I'd get a flat near the private drug clinic I know. Detox. Then get the HELL OUT OF BRITAIN!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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I agree but could someone give that woman a sandwich? She's too damn skinny.
They sure are! I think they make for a good Royal Couple and daresay, role models.
Both of the Princes won me over with there insistence and then commitment to military service and true philanthropy, which follows in the ethic that their Mother began.
Kate is a grown woman, mature and capable. She was going to put Prince William on the shelf because she is strong and confident in herself. I think that confidence comes through in her photographs.
Good on the both of them!! (not that I am fan of them or anything!!)
I just like the damned picture, OK?
If you were born into a world of wealth and privilege, with a free palace or 2 at your disposal, would you bother getting a job as a search and rescue helecopter pilot? Or would you rather spend your days rollerskating along the Long Gallery?
I think I'd be into the rollerskating.... though I can understand the attraction of flying. It seems to be a very royal thing to do, flying helecopters etc. The King of Jordan even flew his own plane on trips abroad.... A man after my own heart. If I win the $200 million Euromillions jackpot next week I think I'll go into plane-collecting. After I've bought a decent (£50 million) house in central London...
fuckit what am I saying. Central London? I'd get a flat near the private drug clinic I know. Detox. Then get the HELL OUT OF BRITAIN!
They really are. What a great thing to not lose touch with people.
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