The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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man, those meth heads get themselves in some sticky situations, don't they?
my cousin Party Time educated me in the ways of the paranoid Crystal Meth addict. the paranoia were all consuming - but mainly centered on his fear that the Chinese Secret Police were on his tail.
though even he's never been fucked enough to think he were stalking himself!!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
11 comments:
If I ever did meth, I'd probably call the police on myself too.
man, those meth heads get themselves in some sticky situations, don't they?
my cousin Party Time educated me in the ways of the paranoid Crystal Meth addict. the paranoia were all consuming - but mainly centered on his fear that the Chinese Secret Police were on his tail.
though even he's never been fucked enough to think he were stalking himself!!
um, this made me LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!
Hahaha! This made me think of those "This is your brain on drugs" commercials.
thanks so much for the smile this morning... made my day..
SB- Boy are they going to feel stupid when their head clears. Unbelievable. Good news find...xoxo
Boy will they feel stupid when their heads clear. I wonder what their nicknames are going to be in jail? Great news scoop SB xoxo
Ms. Moon,
Meth is BAD shit. I like my teefs too much to ever try it.
Danny,
Your comment made me laugh. Love you, buddy.
Lori,
Yeah, really stupid. Laugh.
Thanks for the comments. Love to all!
SB
I want an Effingham address. I just want to see it on my mail. Effingham.
Warrior Scout,
I'm glad I made your day. Thanks for the sweet comment.
Steph,
Laugh. I hear you, sister.
Very, very funny. Love you xx
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