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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
It's good to have a goal in life...or is it?
Not that one. Laugh.
Haha it does make me laugh that you read our newspaper xx
LOL @ 'not that one.'
Still, it gives them something to look forward to and the Mr. & Mrs. seem to be none the worse for wear and they look happy together.
I know I'd take it... being happily retired with the woman I love stopping off at 'Whataburger' (only I would be in search of the best chocolate chip cookie!).
Ruth,
You have the best newspaper going, hands down. Besides, where would I find out about useless celebrities like Chantelle Houghton, Jodie Kidd, and Jordan, so that when Graham Norton makes a joke, I know who he's talking about? Laugh.
Love you loads,
SB
Big Mark,
I like chocolate chip cookies, too! Yum.
Love,
SB
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