The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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That's one hell of a beautiful animal. Good story. Did you go look at the Meg Ryan, John Mellancamp pictures? America's Sweetheart has been corrupted! (I love it.)
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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I love you, Steph. Hope all is well with you and yours.
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That's one hell of a beautiful animal. Good story. Did you go look at the Meg Ryan, John Mellancamp pictures?
America's Sweetheart has been corrupted! (I love it.)
This makes my heart happy. I just don't understand how someone can destroy such a beautiful creature.
He had the Bart Scott 'Can't wait' look on his face! This was a great story because it is a win for the tiger and the rest of the good guys!
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