The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Monday, July 25, 2011
Put a goddamn bra on, Penny. I don't want to see your damn post-pregnancy swollen nipples. GROSS.
That shit is GROSS AS HELL. Click on the picture to enlarge and see the full extent of GROSSNESS.
Maureen, Welcome and thank you for reading and commenting. I guess Penny won't need to regret it, because even if she and Rod break up, a bitch will be loaded with dough. If I were rich, I wouldn't give a good goddamn what anybody thinks. Actually, I'm poor and I don't give a good goddamn. Laugh.
Love,
SB
ATT, Thanks for that image. Jesus.
Wildernesschic, Me neither. Yucko.
Jeannie, A bitch probably thinks that shit is sexy. NOT.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
11 comments:
Ewww! I'm surprised those aren't leaking
I bet he's rubbing his whole little body back and forth between those puppies.
I am just slightly jealous.. naaa not really.. xx
Lordy. Naked muffin tops are bad enough. Pudgy swollen braless breasts are NOT sexy. Have some dignity sweetheart.
FREAKING hell! That's just a BIT bloody much,is she trying out for Trashwhore of the Year?!
Too much. She needs a reduction or better yet, a bra.
... bet she never has a problem with fresh cream for her tea..!
Maureen,
Welcome and thank you for reading and commenting. I guess Penny won't need to regret it, because even if she and Rod break up, a bitch will be loaded with dough. If I were rich, I wouldn't give a good goddamn what anybody thinks. Actually, I'm poor and I don't give a good goddamn. Laugh.
Love,
SB
ATT,
Thanks for that image. Jesus.
Wildernesschic,
Me neither. Yucko.
Jeannie,
A bitch probably thinks that shit is sexy. NOT.
Helga!
I love you. We could hang.
Syd,
I'm with you, brother.
Big Mark,
That made me laugh. Much love.
Mel,
I gagged. TOTALLY.
I love my peeps,
SB
The Big Bad Wolf said, "My, what large nipples you have"...omg!!!!!! love you girl xoxo
Now what guy wouldn't want to be sucking on them or sliding your rod between them. Sounds like you guys are all a bunch of pud pounders
Now what guy wouldn't want to be sucking on them or sliding your rod between them. Sounds like you guys are all a bunch of pud pounders
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