The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
This is because it is my duty to keep my readers informed of important shit.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
6 comments:
That's really, really, really weird.
Oh SB you've right put me off my tea now, how vile!
Love ya all the same. x
... puts 'sucking her toes' into a new category of foreplay, doesn't it?
... shouldn't we find another term to for 'foot fetish'..?
All right. I have never heard of a nipple growing on a foot. Ever. Wow!
Very useful too, I'm sure. Does the baby footfeed?
Jus askin...
now I feel sick!!! x
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