I'd be wheezing and all huffing and puffing and shit, and that would give me a case of the MADS.
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- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Phew. Wrong cop to run from, eh?
... that would be the subtitle... this cat was turned in by his fellow officers... who were AT RISK as he was... that says a heck of a whole lot...
He must have went beyond a simple 'tune up' on the perp...
lol. it is a good thing i am not in law enforcement either!
the other day i was at work alone and some semi-skeevy/suspicious guy wanted to come in and look at the gallery. i let him and and showed him around and pretended to be all friendly and NORMAL, but inside i was freaking that this guy was either going to try and rob the place, and/or kill/rape me. so the whole time he was at the gallery i was plotting how i could kill him with a stapler or a chair or my bare fists if need be.
Nowadays offenders could save themselves a whipping if they just wouldn't run. It is July, hot, and if you are a tad overweight that, like you stated, is enough to piss anybody off. I don't even want to run after a dog in the heat let alone a criminal.
Ruff!
j.
The cop was just sick and tired of his job. I can relate. Today I might beat a sick person who starts with the incessant whining about their pain...
thanks for the inspiration, SB!
Hope you are well Lou XOXO
Drollgirl,
That sort of thing is scary as shit. SO VERY GLAD you are okay.
Lou,
Me too! I am SO SICK AND TIRED of my job, I can't tell you. Love you!
Did they mention that its an "unspoken rule"...hmm..
oh, me too. I would do at least what this guy did. I'd be one of the few women cops in prison for murder, and so of course, I'd have a great old time as the receiver of every party.
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