The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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I'm sorry. I can't relate to that ON ANY LEVEL! I like cats okay but maybe one at a time. And I am not altruistic. I'm a selfish person. But god bless her. That's what I say. God bless her. Good morning! Love you!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
I'm sorry. I can't relate to that ON ANY LEVEL! I like cats okay but maybe one at a time. And I am not altruistic. I'm a selfish person. But god bless her. That's what I say. God bless her.
Good morning! Love you!
I'd hate to see her vet bill. Lordy.
Ms. Moon,
I'm a damn day late, but GOOD MORNING!
Big Mark,
That made me laugh.
Jeannie,
I hope they donate some of their services. I can't afford the 7 I have.
Love y'all,
SB
Wow! I'm sending this to my dad xx
Christina,
Tell the daddums I said yo.
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