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Monday, July 18, 2011
I Just Like the Damn Cheap-Assed Costume, Okay?
This is Ed the Sped, who works in your company Hardware Department and only gets out once a year for the annual Halloween party. Fucker stores that shit up ALL DAMN YEAR, motherfuckers! Ed can throw that bitch DOWN.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
He's pretty special.
I love Ed. I truly do. But not as much as I love you.
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeannie,
I get it--Special Ed. Laugh.
Ms. Moon,
BUT I LOVE YOU MAS!
Terena,
Thanks for reading, toots.
Special Ed is dope... you ever listen to 'The Mission'? And he looks like he is about to go off on one, doesn't he?
At the annual party, I would get totally drunk and hang out with Ed. For some reason I think the conversation would be interesting.
Look at those boots!
Ditto Ms Moon. I love you xx
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