Thursday, July 7, 2011

This One's for Ms. Moon, My Idol of Greatness



Mr. Rogers would have bought Koko's ass a damn birthday cake. Fred wasn't a cheap ass, like those motherfuckers at the zoo. He was a good guy.

I'm stuck on Koko getting cheated on her damn 40th. I'm going to belabor this shit, because I have THE MADS. The zookeepers could have at least baked her 40-year-old ass some banana bread!

15 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

That is one of my favorite pictures in the world. Forever. Always.
And you- you're one of my favorite people in the world. Forever. Always.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I'm thinking about re-titling the blog "For Ms. Moon, My Idol." Laugh. It's all for you, baby.

Steph(anie) said...

It sorta looks like she's sitting on his lap, which I know she couldn't be because she would crush his skinny little legs, but I like the idea (of her being on his lap, not crushing his legs).

Uggh, good morning.

Lucy At Home said...

Look, Koko had a hard time with this birthday. She didn't want a big fuss. Turning 40 is the official sign that you're no longer young. Truth be told, that happens at 30, but we girls like to pretend we're still young for another 10 years. At this point her biological clock has run out, she's probably got a higher likelihood of being killed by a terrorist than of meeting Mr. Right Gorilla, and the thought of going to her 25th high school reunion in a few years without a hot date and a ring on her finger is really starting to bother her. Let it go.

Lou said...

Mr. Rogers is cool. He isn't dead is he?

Gledwood said...

!

Kathleen Scott said...

Banana bread, yeah, with peanut butter.

I'm with you. How many is 40 in ape years?

Parabolic Muse said...

wait... was this photoshopped? I love this! Mr. Rogers was a cool dude.

Happy Returns of the day, Koko!

FrankandMary said...

I still remember when a couple of employees filed a suit against the Dr. "training" Koko. She was telling the women they had to let Koko feel their naked breasts because she(Koko) liked that LOL.
~Mary

Mel's Way or No Way said...

I grew up with Mr. Rogers. He's always one of my favs and yes, he would have definitely not cheated Koko on her birthday.

Tatyanna (and Dorian too) said...

my birthday isn't until january, but in solidarity i'm not going to have cake. just a 59-cent fucking piece of shit tiara, that's probably a cake DECORATION!!!! mothaf*ckers!!!!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Dear Steph,
Good morning to you! This is probably a day late, but whatever. Friday is ALWAYS a good damn morning.

I love you.

SB

Ms. Moon said...

I love you pieces. That is all.

Lori said...

Fantastic pic. Koko looks damn great for 40. I wonder what her secret is. Perhaps she should write a book and share those secrets. You always find the best pics my dear. Mucho love my darling..xoxoxo

Syd said...

What a cool photo. Something should have been done for her on her birthday. All those years in a zoo has got to be hard.