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Monday, August 1, 2011
I would have BARFED and then WRECKED.
A bitch was clenching EVERY-THANG, even her asshole was clenched.
All right. That has never happened to me. I am not sure why, either. But I sure have had frogs and lizards hitchhike. I always stop the car and shoo them off. Poor little things. I feel sorry for the damn snake. I'm sorry but I do.
Poor woman - seeing as people haven't got a clue they are supposed to pull over for ambulances and fire trucks, I'll let the panicked woman off for not thinking here either. I'm just glad I wasn't the dude asked to check her oil.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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All right. That has never happened to me. I am not sure why, either. But I sure have had frogs and lizards hitchhike. I always stop the car and shoo them off. Poor little things. I feel sorry for the damn snake. I'm sorry but I do.
I'm with Miss Moon on this one. It makes me sick that they wouldn't pull over and let the thing get off! Sheesh!
Poor woman - seeing as people haven't got a clue they are supposed to pull over for ambulances and fire trucks, I'll let the panicked woman off for not thinking here either. I'm just glad I wasn't the dude asked to check her oil.
I hear you, Jeannie. Snakes are BARFY.
maybe they should have read the 2nd book in your 8/1 post.
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