What's the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning? Wish I hadn't.
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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
Ha! God love him.
I understand what he is saying.. He does come up with some off the cuff statements...great minds....xoxo
omg! this made me cackle. i feel the same way most days.
There are days like that. Thank heavens they aren't every day.
i can put this quote to any given smiths song....
xxalainaxx
ttok the words right out of my mouth.
Classic SB.
xoxo
Karen
I fricking adore Morrissey! Him and a kitten, what could be better.
Love you! xxx
Drollgirl,
Me too.
Mrs. Miss A.,
You sure could.
Vix,
I thought of you when I posted it.
Love you, woman.
Love to all my bitches,
SB
Ha! My husband says I'm on a spring..I bounce out of bed raring to go. He groans and goes back to sleep.
Oh, Lou. Not me, sister. I just am IN LOVE with my bed.
I used to be the jump up and do brain surgery dude. Now I am just a dude.
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