Yeah, I'm back from vacation. Thrilled to be here.
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About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
If my guy was that much bigger than me I'ld make him carry me everywhere.
I didn't need that mental image this morning.
Good to have you back. We can't have a pissy Monday morning without you.
Hilarious. I've missed you. We're back too.
xoxo
Jojesek,
Me too! Laugh.
Mel,
Thanks! I've missed you too.
Karen,
Glad to hear from you. Much love.
Welcome back! This is a classic. You are so hot.
oh my gawd.....welcome back!!x
Ha Ha! This made me laugh. We're not quite as disparate, but my Mr. is 6'6" and I'm 5'2" and we've been asked before how it possible. Husband said we're both the same height laying down. No comment on the dick size, but lots spring to mind!
Welcome back, I'm not always commenting but I'm always stopping by. But you know that :)
Wait! Who the hell is this? God, the size difference there is even more dramatic than the between me and Mr. Moon. A LOT! And that's a WHOLE LOT!
Boy. We sure have missed you, Ms. Beloved.
That's what we call a "log splitter"
It just occurred to me that she's just about the right height to give head without having to kneel. hmmm
Young at Heart,
Thanks babe and thank you for reading me.
Mel,
Thanks for lurking, babe. SB loves you!
Ms. Moon,
And I have missed y'all. Just not work. You betcha.
Mr. M.,
That was a GOOD ONE!
Lucy,
I was waiting for that comment. Answer is NOPE.
Jeannie,
That's why I love you. Comments just like that.
Gleds,
Yes indeedy.
He might have a tiny one. You just don't know. He is one big dude though.
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