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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
This is amazing - explains why Dex watches TV downstairs but not upstairs. The Dog Whisperer and pet food commercials are his favourites. He'll watch westerns too.
Last winter he'd bug me to stop working and sit on the couch to watch with him.
My dogs have no interest in TV at all. Is this proof of their profoundly low intelligence or just the opposite?
Big Poppa watches TV all the time at our house.
Jeannie,
I dig Dex. The cats and Ginger would like me to be a stay-at-home mama, too! Except I can't afford to because all that cat food and flea medication cost so much damn money!
Ms. Moon,
Ginger could give a shit either. She's sweet, but dumb as hell.
Mel,
Big Poppa? I love that. Laugh.
My crazy ass sister leaves Animal Planet on the TV for the dogs when they go out. Nutty.
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