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Thursday, August 11, 2011
The Praying Mantis and the (Luckily) Bored Labrador
The Moms digs mantises because those bitches bite the heads off the males when they mate.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
It looks like the mantis is trying to hypnotize the dog. Maybe it worked.
Those are amazing photos! Awesome!
The Mantis saying, "ya want a piece of me?" and the Dog saying, "Nah, get lost"
Dexter - or the cat - would have smushed it.
Oh I love that posing! I once saw a mantis having a fight with a giant Japanese hornet and the mantis came off worse...
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