Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Shit SB Says to the Viking

Oh no you DO NOT. I don't want your damn naked ball sack sitting on my good couch. Put some goddamn pants on, asshole. I don't come over to your house and sit on grandma's couch with no underwear on. Where are your fucking manners? There are going to be SOME RULES if we live together.

[If you can't tell, SB is deeply in love.]


Steph(anie) said...

Live together?! Very exciting!

Jeannie said...

One time when I was about 8 my older brother's best friend came into my room naked, stroking his hard on. I was only totally grossed out when he sat on my bed with his bare butt. I wouldn't go near that spot until my mother changed the sheets.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Perhaps. Love you.

You kill me. I wouldn't go near that spot either. Love youse.

Ms. Moon said...

First off- Jeannie! That's CRAZY! Damn.

Secondly- Ain't love grand?

Big Mark 243 said...

Shee-oot! I live alone and if I SAT NAKED on my couch I would have to burn it..!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
It is grand.

Big Mark,
I'm sayin'. I hear you, man.

Syd said...

And the sacks are a bit sweaty this time of year. Jeannie--that must break some kind of law???