The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Where I come from, this is called entrepreneurial.
The hairdo is a BIG no-no though. Judge for yourselves!
Why punish a bitch for trying to make a little beer money?
Hey, in this ecomony you got to use whatever skills you have. I suppose he sat around watching "Breaking Bad" with his roomies while a pot of meth was boiling in the next room...weird that no one noticed.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
Any fool can make meth. Dude with a degree like that should make good acid.
Hey, in this ecomony you got to use whatever skills you have. I suppose he sat around watching "Breaking Bad" with his roomies while a pot of meth was boiling in the next room...weird that no one noticed.
Ms. Moon,
Good point.
His fellowship must not have been large enough.
Wait, you mean college kids need uppers? No way.
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