I'm just glad I'm not a girl chicken, being humped on all damn day and then giving birth right and left. It sounds like THE SUCK to me.
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- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Ahhh - but maybe the laying of eggs is like an orgasm!
Oh hell yea. Humped by a man chicken covered with feathers and very very sharp claws... No thank you.... However, if I were a chicken, I'd want to be Elvis's girl. He rocks pretty hard for a Rooster.
He's a Rooster and a gentleman... mostly.
xo
Well, Elvis doesn't hump on all of them all day. But you're right- it's probably not that much fun. The size of his spurs are off-putting, even if his penis is tiny. I guess. I've never actually seen it.
I love you so much.
Jeannie Love,
Let us hope. Let us hope.
PF,
Yeah, Elvis is a LOOKER.
Ms. Moon,
I love you MAS, I assure you.
Ms Moon used to comment on my blog, but like most people she just stays away now. I don't think people can handle that the plain story of recovery was interrupted by manic depression that made me a little too expressive on some days... know what I mean?!??
That Elvis is quite the man rooster.
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