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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Yeah. But more tape. And more rope. A lot more.
Who is she?
CANT NOBODY HOLD THE QUEEN BEE DOWN! WERQ IT NAY NAY!
Denny,
That made me laugh.
Lucy at Home,
Model Naomi Campbell. She of the phone throwing at the help.
Dovie,
That was fucking funn-ay. I love you, buddy. You know I do.
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