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Ha Ha! Did you read the comments at the bottom of the article? My favorite is She could make an apartment in his shoe. Still laughing over that one. And He is just NUTS over her. Killing me. Funny she looks like 4 foot 8 not 5 foot 2 next to him. I could take her...
Call me a superficial bitch but at 5'2", I could never date someone that large. I would always feel like one of us (him most likely) was a freak. Way too bizarre for me.
Jojesek, For the most part, I agree, but then there are the Moons. They have height disparity, but they are adorable together. I can't imagine Mary with anybody else.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Ha Ha! Did you read the comments at the bottom of the article? My favorite is She could make an apartment in his shoe. Still laughing over that one. And He is just NUTS over her. Killing me. Funny she looks like 4 foot 8 not 5 foot 2 next to him. I could take her...
thanks for the funny today.
Mel,
Thank YOU for reading, my love.
I think they're kind of darling. But still...it's like he's holding the hand of a tiny child and yet- she's an adult!
It's so confusing!
Call me a superficial bitch but at 5'2", I could never date someone that large. I would always feel like one of us (him most likely) was a freak. Way too bizarre for me.
Jojesek,
For the most part, I agree, but then there are the Moons. They have height disparity, but they are adorable together. I can't imagine Mary with anybody else.
Love you. Thanks for reading.
SB
Of course I love you, too, Mary!
WTF!! She was on FLAVOR OF LOVE!!!
This reminds me a little of Mike Tyson falling for Robin Givens... but I think Hoopz might have a little more class than Robin..!
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