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Thursday, August 11, 2011
I don't want to see your whorish junk, Lindsay. Cover that shit up!
"...she is still a crackhead ho." Why yes. Yes, she is. I know that because of the gazillion pictures of her going in or coming out of a courthouse or rehab center. Really tired of seeing that story in my newspaper. Other than that, I've sometimes wondered what her claim to fame is, why someone would want to take her picture. Besides the boobs, that is. I don't have a clue.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
I don't know, love. If my bosoms looked that good, I might want to show them off too.
It is a little tacky, though.
LOL you both have relevant points!
But sadly, it's a bit too "attention grabbing" for me.
Funny though for my lunchtime giggle...
xo G
klasssssy. real klassy.
Comes down to having absolutely no class. She still believes any publicity is good publicity. We'll see her next year in some reality show.
"...she is still a crackhead ho." Why yes. Yes, she is. I know that because of the gazillion pictures of her going in or coming out of a courthouse or rehab center. Really tired of seeing that story in my newspaper. Other than that, I've sometimes wondered what her claim to fame is, why someone would want to take her picture. Besides the boobs, that is. I don't have a clue.
Yes, show them off now ho-bag.
I wonder how she will feel when she's 70 and when she sits down they sit on her thighs. It happens...I've seen it firsthand.
I am just happy that the whole revealing the lady bits phase is over *shudder*
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