The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Friday, August 26, 2011
Move Over Jheri Curl. A Bitch Wants to Look Good in the Afterlife.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Extreme hold!
Oh man. Really? Now that's a hair care product we could use.
I love you so much. That didn't really go with the first part of the comment but I do.
Jeannie,
Definitely. Laugh.
Ms. Moon,
I love you, too. You know it, babe.
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