Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Having a BAD Morning

My cheddar and sour cream potato chips keep breaking off in my french onion dip. I AM SUFFERING, MOTHERFUCKERS! SUFFERING!

And clearly I am an American, in the fact that I find this situation a TOTAL misery.

8 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Honey, I think your problem may be that you're not getting enough sodium in your diet.
I love you! Good morning!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
I KNOW, believe me. I felt guilty and took the rest of the bag of chips to the lunchroom to share them with my co-workers. Change is HARD.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Jeannie,
Me neither. I hate the damn phone.

Big Mark 243 said...

Sounds like the breakfast of champions ruined by some inferior potato chips... bet they were made overseas..!

Lori said...

There was a time when chips could hold onto a nice helping of dip. Like everything else..the economy has affected our chips. I feel your pain. Love u...

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Big Mark & Lori,
I love you both. Hope you have had a good day thus far.

Omgrrrl said...

Holy crap. I love cheddar and sour cream chips. I love french onion dip. You put them TOGETHER??????

I am weeping.

Syd said...

I just finished a bowl of tree bark softened with soybean milk after a mile run. But I do crave some potato ships.