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Monday, August 29, 2011
Shit SB Says
I'm already tired of hearing about Beyonce's pregnancy. I wish she'd fuck off.
and how tacky was she revealing it? ugh....i cant stand these fucking stars. she acts like she couldntve done it in a better way...mtv just loved that shit and im quite sure they shelled out the MILLIONs to have it announced.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Like when anyone tells me they are pregnant, my response is usually "good for you, your testicles/uterus works..congrats"
Whadya mean? It's like the second coming.
one word: MISCARRIAGE
SORRY. that was horrible.
I haven't heard anything but then, I don't bother much about celebrities anyway.
and how tacky was she revealing it? ugh....i cant stand these fucking stars. she acts like she couldntve done it in a better way...mtv just loved that shit and im quite sure they shelled out the MILLIONs to have it announced.
Mr. M.,
Yeah, that shit drives me nuts.
Steph,
Yeah. Jesus. Whatever.
Drollgirl,
It was so horrible, it made me laugh and in the morning NO LESS!
Mrs. Miss A.,
Good luck with your job. I hope you like it.
Dovie,
I'm with you babe. As usual.
... yet another reason I am in training to be a recluse... I don't 'have' to hear about that crap unless out in public..!
... yet another reason I am in training to be a recluse... I don't 'have' to hear about that crap unless out in public..!
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