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Friday, August 19, 2011
Bubba Goes Vegan
I fell in love with Bill Clinton when he jogged to McDonald's right after his presidency began. A good old boy from the South goes vegan. If Bill can do it, anybody can. Good for him.
Just like my friend Bill Wharton- did the same thing. Does the same thing. It's a strict diet and kudos to anyone who can stick to it. I love Bill. I will always love Bill. Clinton and Wharton, actually.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
He may have let his little brain tell him what to do from time to time, but compared to presidents before and after, he now seems like a genius.
Just like my friend Bill Wharton- did the same thing. Does the same thing. It's a strict diet and kudos to anyone who can stick to it.
I love Bill. I will always love Bill. Clinton and Wharton, actually.
Denny,
He surely does. Love you.
Ms. Moon,
I can give up meat, but NOT dairy. No way. I love my cheese.
I love you more though.
Dovey,
Me too on the money diet, babe. If I were, I'd be damn skinny. Laugh. The cash flow is LOW.
Gotta love Bill.
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