The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Wednesday, August 31, 2011
The gall of this. If I were the Lauren family, I'd snub the Bush family.
The Laurens are WAY too good for the Bush family in my view. The Bushes are a pack of wankers.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
I think America needs an Aristocracy. It would stop the nation being so concerned about Rich Powerful Families.
Wait ~ we have an aristocracy here in Britain. Yet we're still obsessed with Rich People Who Hate Each Other. Ho hum!
PS I never thought much of that Jacqueline Bouvier-Kennedy-Onassis
I am so confused. Lauren Lauren?
Ms. Moon,
Yes, she is going to go by: Lauren Bush-Lauren. Laugh.
If I was her, I'd just roll with Lauren Lauren. LOL.
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