Friday, August 19, 2011

You'd think nobody ever pissed on the damn floor before.

Nearly every Christmas in my family, Uncle Bugs got drunk and pissed on grandma's linoleum. Nobody even cared, except for grandma, who got pretty honked off.

[Take a note Lindsay Lohan--just piss on a damn floor and you'll be back in the headlines, you desperate bitch.]


Ms. Moon said...

I'm telling you. Dude needs saw palmetto.

Big Mark 243 said...

I guess the cat literally can't hold his water anymore..!

Syd said...

I can see Grandma's point actually.