God Bless You New Orleans & Mississippi

We all wait and hold our breath with you. SB doesn't generally pray, but I am praying for the safety of all of you down south in the path of Hurricane Isaac. God bless. You are in my thoughts.

Congratulations Rufus Wainwright and Jorn Weisbrodt on Your Marriage Yesterday!

SB wishes the both of you many years of happiness. I'm frankly thrilled as piss that you both finally took the leap. I hope it works out better for you guys than it did for me. We won't go there.

Shit SB Says

I swear, somebody can fart nearby and my mood and will changes.

My Favorite Saint and Prophet

And I'm not even kidding.

Fucker Never Had a Heart, so Why Does He Need One Now?

http://articles.cnn.com/2012-03-24/politics/politics_cheney-transplant-surgery_1_dick-cheney-history-of-heart-trouble-heart-attacks?_s=PM:POLITICS

LET HIM GO WITHOUT, I SAY! 

I had an idea I was going to pitch to MTV, where SB and the Jersey Shore kids move into a beach house and party A LOT and get drunk and then get drunk some more and then puke and then get drunk again and wait for Dick Cheney to die. I wanted to call it: HOUSE PARTY/CHENEY DEATH WATCH 2012.

For this and other quality programming, write your local network!

Shit SB E-Mails to Ms. Moon, Who She Loves MAS

I am totally with you on looking forward to fall. TOTALLY. I said the same thing to the Viking the other day. He drove me fucking nuts talking about the goddamn weather over the weekend. He was looking forward to cooler, but kept going on and on and ON about it. I finally told him I didn’t want to hear anymore about the goddamn weather. The way I see it—the weather will be what it will be. Ain’t shit I can do about it. I don’t want to hear about that shit for a goddamn half-hour straight. Yes, I somewhat offended him. Tough titties.

Two Old Queens Go at It

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2184316/Elton-John-Madonna-feud-Now-labels-f--ing-fairground-stripper.html

I think calling a ho a fairground stripper is insulting to fairground strippers everywhere. Is there a United Fairground Strippers of America, or some union organization, that we can call and report this shit to?

That said, SB is Team Elton!

He Isn't Even in Office and I Already HATE His Dumb Mormon Ass

To Mitt Romney,
FUCK YOU for saying it's hard to know how well the Olympic Games will turn out. I say this on behalf of the British people, who I happen to adore. You are an ignorant insulting BORE, and you have the manners of an inbred fucking baboon. Do us a favor and keep your dumb ass in the States. The rest of the world should NOT have to be subjected to you. (And also Romney hates the gays. Fuck you for that, too, Romney.)

Dear People of Britain,
I'd like to apologize on behalf of the ENTIRE United States for the offensive comments of that ignorant  son-of-a-bitch Mitt Romney. We are sorry to have once again unleashed his dumb republican ass on the world, since you have already suffered George W. Bush in recent times. I have full faith that the 2012 Olympic Games will be the best EVER.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! HIP HIP. CHEERIO.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2179582/Mitt-Romneys-Olympics-2012-gaffe-Devoid-charm-offensive-wazzock.html

Madge is GROSS

A ho should NOT be acting this way at her age. HAVE SOME DAMN DECORUM, MADONNA! This shit is NOT age appropriate. You could not pay my ass enough to have to look at that old wrinkly shit every damn night of the tour. Whatever tied-up-chair guy is making is not enough.

A Few Words About the Shootings in Colorado

I turned over to a true crime news program that I regularly watch tonight, and it was about the terrible shootings out in Colorado. As usual, much of the program focused on the gunman, whose name I refuse to mention here, because he is not worth a mention or worthy of being included in any news or blog posts that also concern the victims. In my view, it would be disrespectful to the victims and their loved ones to mention this man by name. My heart, like many of the hearts in this country and the world, certainly goes out to the innocent victims and their families.

As usual, tonight, the newsies were mainly concerned with the shooter and why the shooting occurred. I remember that years ago when I lost someone very dear to me to suicide, and I just could not reconcile the death or the method of death with the personality I knew so very well, a very wise teacher of mine told me that I would never understand the act that my friend had committed because I was trying to reconcile an irrational act by using my rational mind. This teacher's answer so satisfied me that my suffering stopped almost immediately.

All of this is a rather lengthy lead up to ask that we please stop inquiring as to the whys of the Aurora shootings or any other senseless acts of violence. The decent will NEVER EVER understand the motivations of those who are indecent. The good will never understand the machinations of evil. Can we instead focus our mental energy on those who deserve it--the victims and those who love them?

Morrissey and I are pretty much in agreement on this and also the fact that Chinese are a damn sub-species.

Of course I would have added nearly all of Moz's solo albums to the list, too. It would have to be my 46 favorite albums of all time. Laugh. I'm a rebel, damn it! A bitch can't stick to 13! RULES DO NOT APPLY TO ME.

http://stereogum.com/469592/morrisseys-13-favorite-albums-of-all-time/list/

MORRISSEY, I HAVE 8 CATS, I'M VEGAN, AND I SERIOUSLY LOVE YOU. PHONE MOI!

Morrissey is my religion. Seriously.

If you have anything bad to say about Morrissey, please FUCK OFF.

If you have Columbus, Ohio, concert tickets so that I can meet my idol and worship him in person, please donate them, because a bitch is POOR and her idol is retiring in just a few short years.
E-mail me at ugadawg1@woh.rr.com. I would be SOFA KING grateful. There are few persons in this world I would travel 2+ hours to see. I wouldn't do it for Jesus. I wouldn't even go that far to see the damn Beatles. But a bitch will make a glad exception for Morrissey.

MORRISSEY, I LOVE YOU! SERIOUSLY. LONG MAY YOU REIGN!!!


Much Love,

SB

p.s. Please don't retire. I don't know what I'd do without you! I am already dreading it.

Quote of the Damn Day by Iggy Pop

I can't really pee or go to the bathroom, I can't open my mouth without being compared to what I did 28 years ago or what I did 15 years ago. 

 --the Igster

I know how he feels. Half the time, anymore, I can't even make it to the damn bathroom. When a bitch has to piss, a bitch has to PISS.

 --Sarcastic Bastard

My Current Favorite Photo

I fucking WORSHIP Iggy Pop. You're welcome, assholes!

Why is there so much bad art of Jeff Buckley?

WHAT COULD JEFF HAVE POSSIBLY DONE TO DESERVE THIS SHIT? I will NEVER EVER get over his death, and I really do mean that. This does NOT fucking help matters.