The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Thursday, October 18, 2012
As if I have to prove my point about Dave's good-lookingness to you bunch of dumb motherfuckers
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
No wonder he was desired by all sexes.
Nice outfit I guess.
He's like a work of art. I wouldn't mind him in my living room but he's not quite right for my bedroom. Ya know?
I'd reply individually to all of your kind comments, but I'm a grouchy bitch today.
Suffice it to say, thanks for reading all. Love to you.
Listening to 'Station to Station' as I comment... thinking about writing to it... and mentioning you and David Foster Wallace...
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