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Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Shit SB Says
I have decided that if I don't have anything nice to say, I am just going to remain the fuck silent. So far today, this has rendered me cocksucking mute.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
Basically why I haven't been posting for the past few weeks.
Honey. This is not sustainable.
Love you.
Jeannie,
I hear you, love. I still wish we were neighbors.
Ms. Moon,
You are probably right. Let's start a commune, and you and I and Jeannie and our families can all live together in peace and bitchery.
I love you two broads,
SB
I would like to be mute sometimes. I bite my tongue and it hurts.
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