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Friday, October 5, 2012
Heart Condition or No, I Wish the Bear Had Eaten Her
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Seriously.
It's clear the girl's heart isn't working if it was her dream to kill a bear.
Well, I guess they all can't want to go to Disney World.
Jeannie,
Clearly. I love you!
Ms. Moon,
Guess not. Disney World would have kept a bear alive though. WTF? Little bitch! (Actually that was MY nickname from Daddums. Laugh.)
You know I love you.
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