One of our local politicians, who for the sake of discretion (RICK MCKIDDY) shall remain nameless, has signs planted fucking everywhere, proclaiming: NOT FOR SALE.
This message is for Rick, because SB is nothing if not damn helpful to a politician's rat bastard ass:
BITCH, EVERYBODY IS FOR SALE!
Your fat overfed politician's ass is NOT IMMUNE to a good payoff and neither am I. So fuck you.
Got that? Okay.