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Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Shit SB E-mails Her Idol Ms. Moon
The idea of gratefulness journal makes me want to fucking puke. That probably says A LOT about me.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Laughing out loud. You do realize that your sarcasm is one of the things I'm grateful for, don't you? So glad you're back blogging!
Makes me want to throw something.
Gradydoc,
I am sarcastic, but I mean that shit, too! Laugh. Love you. Thanks for reading me.
Jeannie,
You are my long-time blog pal, and I love you. Thanks for sticking by me. I hope you and Dex and the fam are all well.
Love,
SB
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