An Unfortunate Holiday Photo

My cat collection looks paltry by comparison

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/tv/lady_with_cats_dc4yorv3qxCW8xcbRczl2K?utm_campaign=Post10&utm_source=Post10Alpha

I have 7. A bitch has some catching up to do. Kidding, just kidding.

This is because it is my duty to keep my readers informed of important shit.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2016227/Lily-Allen-Zac-Efron-woman-grows-3rd-nipple-FOOT.html

SADS. Farewell Borders. SB will miss you.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2016289/Borders-goes-business-40-years-leaving-11-000-jobs.html

Borders always had such an eclectic mix of books and music. What a damn shame.

A Cheeky Youngster a.k.a. Your Cute for the Damn Day

I dig his teefs. You're welcome!

I Just Like the Damn Cheap-Assed Costume, Okay?

This is Ed the Sped, who works in your company Hardware Department and only gets out once a year for the annual Halloween party. Fucker stores that shit up ALL DAMN YEAR, motherfuckers! Ed can throw that bitch DOWN.

More Shitty Taxidermy

Quote of the Damn Day: Sister Helen Prejean

The more people go to church, the more they believe in the death penalty.

Rais Bhuiyan Was Raised Right. Too Bad His Attacker Wasn't.

Plaintiff wishes to see reconciliation with Mark Stroman, and to pursue fill mediation with him. Plaintiff feels this way because his parents raised him with the religious principle that he is best who can forgive easily. He believes, as a Muslim, that human life is precious and that no one has the right to take another's life. . . . Forgiveness is a long standing mechanism within many faiths, Islam being one of them, toward the healing of the soul. As a Muslim, Plaintiff is of the belief that when he forgives or promotes mercy for his attacker, the government should no longer have a duty or a right to exact the ultimate punishment upon Mr. Stroman.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2011/07/rais_bhuiyan_victim_of_post_91_1.php

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2011/jun/28/us-death-penalty-victim

This is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever read.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2014508/Girl-arms-legs-says-Nebraska-school-cheerleading-try-unfair.html

I don't care if it's fair or politically correct to say this, but there are some things in life we are just not physically equipped to do. For instance, I would make a lousy fireman. I am too fat and out of shape to be lugging people or heavy equipment around. If you do not have legs or arms, you cannot be a proper cheerleader. Sorry. Get over it. There are plenty of other things this young woman might excel at. Just. Not. This.

Go ahead and bawl me out and take your shots at me, those of you who are tenderhearted liberals. I could give a shit.

The Family Museum

I really enjoyed reading this article and looking at the slideshow. What a family, what a house.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/17/garden/17who.html

Nobody Starts Out as a Super Star of Taxidermy

It takes time to perfect ART, motherfuckers!

Another Damn Quote by Denis Leary

Study: sitting on your ass for six hours a day increases chance of early death by 37%. Let's make sure Rush has a really comfy chair.

Another Quote of the Damn Day: Denis Leary

This is the land where we now have an affliction called S.A.D. -- Seasonal Affective Disorder -- which means when the leaves fall off the trees you begin to get lonely and depressed and anxious. It's called winter, folks. It comes right after autumn. And you are SUPPOSED to get depressed. Which is why we have Christmas right in the middle of it.

Amen to that shit.

Quote of the Damn Day: Ted Kennedy

I wish that loved ones did not have to die too young. I wish that tragedy never haunted a single soul. But I know that sometimes life breaks your heart, and I believe we best honor those who have been lost . . . when we pledge that they will always be in our hearts, and their example will never die.

--Ted Kennedy at the Worcester Cold Storage Fire Memorial, December 1999