Jesus.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045869/Im-doing-chick-What-naked-man-54-told-officers-romping-woman-71-Buick-Regal.html

I Just Like the Damn Guys in the Photo, Okay?

Just Breathe

I watched Cameron Crowe's documentary, Pearl Jam Twenty, last night and really enjoyed it. I think you'd have to be a fan already to really get the most out of it, but maybe not. The end credits rolled to Just Breathe, which I think may be the most beautiful love song of all-time.

Just Breathe

Yes, I understand that every life must end, uh-huh
As we sit alone, I know someday we must go, uh-huh
Oh I'm a lucky man, to count on both hands the ones I love
Some folks just have one, yeah, others, they've got none

Stay with me...
Let's just breathe...

Practiced all my sins, never gonna let me win, uh-huh
Under everything, just another human being, uh-huh
I don't wanna hurt, there's so much in this world to make me bleed

Stay with me
You're all I see...

Did I say that I need you?
Did I say that I want you?
Oh, if I didn't I'm a fool you see
No one knows this more than me

As I come clean...
I wonder everyday, as I look upon your face, uh-huh
Everything you gave
And nothing you would save, oh no

Nothing you would take
Everything you gave...

Did I say that I need you?
Oh, did I say that I want you?
Oh, if I didn't I'm a fool you see
No one knows this more than me
And I come clean, ah...

Nothing you would take
Everything you gave
Hold me til I die
Meet you on the other side...

Okay, we've decided she's probably not a villain. Can we not make her a hero now?

I am sick to damn death of the extremes in the fucking media.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/amanda_knox_always_kept_cramped_bherXxC8Brd6wgfdxS6oiL

I Just Like the Damn Picture, Okay?

The lovely Diane Keaton.

It's Going to Be a Great Day. NOT.

I had to talk to three sons-a-bitches on the way in from the car to my cubicle, and my cocksucking Pop-Tart got stuck in the damn toaster in the break room. I risked electrocution to get it out, and fucker came out in 80 pieces.

I Just Like the Damn Photo, Okay?

Lee Radziwill and dogs.

Happy Birthday to Roy Horn!!!!

I wish Roy many, many, more. He is a hero of mine.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2044837/Siegfried-Roy-tuck-white-tiger-birthday-cake--years-Roy-suffered-near-fatal-bite.html

If I could vote for Bevan Dufty, I would.

I hope he wins.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2044974/Openly-gay-political-candidate-Bevan-Dufty-features-daughter-campaign-advert.html

One-Stop Shopping

Damn, this is convenient!

Morrissey is right. The Chinese are a subspecies.

Actually, the whole human species is sickening. I am ashamed to be a human being.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045016/Raccoon-dogs-skinned-alive-make-cheap-copies-Ugg-boots.html

I don't know whether it will do any damn good or not, but please sign the petition (at the link below) against this barbarous, cruel, and appalling practice.

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/2/stop-using-raccoon-dog-fur-to-make-ugg-boots/

Quote of the Damn Day: Jimmy Dean (not the damn sausage guy either)

If a man can bridge the gap between life and death, if he can live on after he's dead, then maybe he was a great man.

Shit SB Says

Everybody thinks their kid is a damn genius, but there aren't that many actual geniuses in the world. Do the math.

Somebody Needs a Damn Bra

Lindsay Lotits.

Your Cute for the Damn Day

You're welcome!