The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
Ha Ha! Thanks for the laugh today. I was just blogging about my anniversary, so this one's perfect!
Now there's a good example of our tax dollars AT WORK!
SB- Giggle..xoxo
Mel,
Happy Anniversary!!!!
Ms. Moon,
I thought so.
That would have helped keep me from marrying my starter wife..!
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