The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Thursday, October 6, 2011
I think they should have captured this shit on live television. It could have been like OJ's run. We could have all cheered Caroline's old ass, on.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
"There is nothing to discuss. I am going home."
Haha!
Ms. Moon,
I know--that cracked me up, too.
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