The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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Yeah, and he obviously loves the camera. A whore to fame.
Denny,
That made me laugh, and it's been one hell of a day, so thank you.
Everybody here is asking me THE DUMBEST questions imaginable. I think they are really making me earn my extra day off tomorrow.
Love to you and Kathleen,
SB
Faaaaaark!!!! He's the John Holmes of the squirrel world!
This made me laugh out loud. Lawd. This was almost as funny as your Lindsay Lo-t*ts crack the other day!
He certainly has some large nuts.
oh my gawd.........hilarious way to start my day.....I thank you!!
Daaaaaaaamn... impressive.
thanks for the laugh. I've missed reading your blog. been off blogger for a while.
Helga,
Now THAT made me laugh.
Terena,
You have been missed, babe. Hope Queen Teen and you are both doing well.
Love to all,
SB
Why is that sexy squirrel wearing such an innocent expression??
I'd never get away with that look,
THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!
pretty impressive, mr. squirrel. pretty pretty impressive.
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