The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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DTG, True, but I don't care to see that much of it. Just don't. Love you bro!
Kandake, I think there's cellulite, love. Look again, or maybe the damn picture is just too small. Thanks for reading and commenting. Gay men (& women) are welcome here. I'm a gay man at heart. Laugh.
I just don't know how I feel about Coco. I'm glad someone out there finds her sexy cuz then there's hope for my fat ass. On the other hand - I just really don't want to see anyone's ass cheeks - big or small. My daughter's boyfriend is German. I should totally ask him what the hell is up with German men. He would know. In detail. Esp as my baby inherited my booty although it has not grown yet to my current dimensions.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
7 comments:
Yep, pretty sure I can hear the Germans whacking it from here....
Love ya babe!
Mel, that was exactly what I was thinking when I posted it. Laugh. My stats will reach an all-time high now.
Love you!
LOL..! I wonder why she doesn't get that cellulite taken care of..? Not that I am complain', jus' sayin'...
And this is why I get annoyed when I walk past a diner that advertizes all you can eat French fries. ~Mary
There is not a thing in the world wrong with a big ol booty.
Mark,
I noticed that too. Yuck!
Ms. Moon,
I get you. I do.
Mary,
I agree.
DTG,
True, but I don't care to see that much of it. Just don't. Love you bro!
Kandake,
I think there's cellulite, love. Look again, or maybe the damn picture is just too small. Thanks for reading and commenting. Gay men (& women) are welcome here. I'm a gay man at heart. Laugh.
Love to all,
SB
I just don't know how I feel about Coco. I'm glad someone out there finds her sexy cuz then there's hope for my fat ass. On the other hand - I just really don't want to see anyone's ass cheeks - big or small.
My daughter's boyfriend is German. I should totally ask him what the hell is up with German men. He would know. In detail. Esp as my baby inherited my booty although it has not grown yet to my current dimensions.
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