The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Thanks babe. I imagine I looked a lot like this when I woke this morning but not nearly as cute....then reality hit that it was Monday. Ugh! I curled into a fetal position for another 15 minutes.
May your Monday pass quickly....mine hasn't even started. Hmmm, maybe I should just play hooky today.
Animals slay me. The cat, on hot sunny afternoons would scratch to go outside and when you opened the door for her would just throw herself down on her back like this and bask on the porch.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
Are we sure it's alive?
Good morning, Ms. Beloved! Good morning!
Thanks babe.
I imagine I looked a lot like this when I woke this morning but not nearly as cute....then reality hit that it was Monday. Ugh! I curled into a fetal position for another 15 minutes.
May your Monday pass quickly....mine hasn't even started. Hmmm, maybe I should just play hooky today.
Animals slay me. The cat, on hot sunny afternoons would scratch to go outside and when you opened the door for her would just throw herself down on her back like this and bask on the porch.
And thank you. Love it.
Ms. Moon,
I'm a damn day late, but good morning to you, too!
Mel,
It wasn't too hateful for a Monday. I love you.
Jeannie,
Cats REALLY know how to throw down. I admire that shit.
Lo,
And SB loves you. Glad you enjoyed it.
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