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The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice! SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
About Me
- Sarcastic Bastard
- I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
8 comments:
Maybe her arms were really, really weirdly short.
Why were they trying to get up in your grill like you cousins or something for..? Maybe they wanted to get to know you or something..? Tell 'em you charge to be that close next time..!
I consider it assualt when it happens to me. ~Mary
Mary,
I'm sayin'. Yep.
Ahhhh! Thanks for the giggle. I feel the same way. I don't like it when they're overly friendly or chatty either.
Jill,
You're welcome. Yeah, I'm a subtle girl. Laugh.
Love to you,
SB
Time to pull on those arms and take her right through the window.
You are super funny. You should check out my blog - fixmyantenna.blogspot.com!
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