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Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Some Shit You Don't See Every Damn Day
Her Maj on a tram! I've heard she's a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say.
Some day I'm gonna tell her that I love her a lot but I gotta get a bellyful of wine... Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl someday I'm gonna make her mine, oh yeah. Someday I'm gonna make her mine.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Some day I'm gonna tell her that I love her a lot but I gotta get a bellyful of wine...
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl someday I'm gonna make her mine, oh yeah.
Someday I'm gonna make her mine.
Just one of the people. Ha! There's no smelly homeless dude asking to take the seat next to her...
Looks like a smelly old man sitting across from her--oops, that's the Prince.
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