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SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
I'm not sure I could like a home any better than this one.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
Hey- it looks just like MY house!
(HahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHA!)
If you have money, well, all the pretty things are doable. Even without furniture that place rocks - the architectural details! Wow!
I want one. Can I have one?
I thought they were talking about Jenna Lyons the porn star.
How disappointing.
Hmmm, it's missing something....I can't quite put my finger on it...oh yeah, cat hair! Then it would be perfect!
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