Friday, October 28, 2011

More Shit SB Says

I'm in this weird phase where all I'll eat is sandwich spread. Egg salad. Seafood salad. Ham salad. You name it. I'm eating wheat bread as a hopeless concession to health, but I really only like Wonderbread. My grandpa only ever ate Wonderbread. Clearly, the fruit doesn't fall very damn far from the tree. And also, he was a grouch who pretty much hated people.


Ms. Moon said...

Do you like pimento cheese spread? I think that is my favorite.
Love you AND your old granddad.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Why, yes I do. I have some in the fridge right now. I love that shit!

Jeannie said...

Wonder has smart bread now - white bread but with fibre added. It's not bad.

Syd said...

I had a pimento cheese sandwich tonight. It was so good!