He don't know four dogs got four assholes.
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That's a good one! Here's one of my favorites: "That's as useless as tits on a chicken." Or, more often in my case, "I FEEL as useless as tits on a chicken."
... and he definitely can't know sh*t from shineola..!
Ms. Moon,
Interestingly, my grandpa (the Mom's dad) used to say: He's about as useless as tits on a boar. Laugh.
Ha--my father used to say that he looked like a dog walking backwards with its tail up. Liked that too.
Syd,
I love your dad's saying. I also love your dad because you said he taught you a love of animals. That tells me a lot.
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