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Monday, October 3, 2011
Shit SB Says
Everybody thinks their kid is a damn genius, but there aren't that many actual geniuses in the world. Do the math.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Geniuses can be just as stupid as anyone else. It doesn't guarantee success or wisdom. IQ tests are pretty limited in what they measure.
I have always realized this. Just because I think my kids and grandkids are the cutest/smartest/etc. doesn't make it so.
Mostly.
Owen is the exception.
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